Lightbulb joke

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

Joke Of the Day!!!

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. -Joan Rivers

The 2008 Women Drivers Awards

10th Place Goes to:


9th Place Goes To:



8th Place Goes To:



7th Place Goes To:



6th Place Goes To:



5th Place
Goes To:


4th Place Goes To:



The Bronze Medal Winner:



The Silver Medal Winner:


Her helmet is being worn backwards

..... and finally, here is our 200
8 Women Drivers Awards
*** Gold Medal Winner ***



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