Lightbulb joke

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

Joke Of the Day!!!

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. -Joan Rivers

These lessons will make you think for sure....

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model on the catwalk , turn , smile , then ...
lesson- keep walking, whatever happens in front of you..


the worst pretender ever ...sibodo!
lesson - express yourself.. even if you are late to do so..


this kid has potential in gymnastics
lesson - study something new from each mis-takes



cat with bad eye-sight
lesson - keep your eyes open, even when you are sad, happy or tensed



this guy is cool ... but bad luck too...
lesson - never believe that you can rely on something for a long time..



ka me ha me haaaaa!!!!
lesson - never underestimate your power


brazil vs argentina , hahaha..sengal..
lesson - one cannot play tricks on someone for a long time..



wachaaa!!!! scissor legs ...
lesson- do your best, if you are attacking, or being attacked



Woohooo! murder on the dance floor ??
lesson - concentrate more when you require more energy..



don't run on jogging machine when ur wearing jeans
lesson- do not try to hold on something which can change anytime..


Ouch!! this must be painful !!
Lesson - Do not do a thing, without thinking..

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